1. One week ago I was a week younger than I am today.
2. It was the 1980s when I was young.
3. Mama told me to call her "Mom"; so why did I just refer to her as "Mama"?
4. Me and you, you and me. That's the way it ought to be. Here I am, making rhymes. It's more fun than counting dimes.
5. Take your time when you're cleaning out your bellybutton; it's worth it.
6. Gas will pass!
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to reading, tomorrow my plans include watching TV and Sunday, I want to create a new system of taxonomy in Klingon!