Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Review - The Christmas Boot

The Christmas Boot
by Lisa Wheeler
illustrated by Jerry Pinkney
Date: 2006
Publisher: Dial Books
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 32
Format: e-book
Source: library

In the spirit of Christmas classics The Polar Express and The Night Before Christmas comes a holiday tale about the magic of Santa, illustrated by Caldecott Medalist Jerry Pinkney

Lonely Hannah is delighted to discover a warm black boot as she gathers kindling in the forest. A poor woman, she doesn't have proper shoes on her cold feet. "Glory be! I only wish I had your mate," she says to the boot, and the next morning, to her great surprise, there is not just one boot but two sitting by her bed! More wishes bring even better gifts—but the best is still to come: A visitor arrives at her door—a man with a big white beard, wearing a red suit and only one boot. Who could this magical visitor be? Santa Claus, of course! And he has one more surprise in store for Hannah: She wakes up the next morning to find a new puppy waiting for her!

(synopsis from Goodreads)

I was quite disappointed that the synopsis gave absolutely everything away! That may have coloured my opinion of this book somewhat.

This is basically a story of a lonely old woman who finds one of Santa's magic boots in the forest on Christmas morning. (No idea how he could've lost it, unless he took off his boots in the sleigh on the way home.) As she idly makes wishes, they just happen to come true, until she's wished herself a fancy house and a great big feast, all without really meaning to. When Santa finally shows up to retrieve his boot, she tells him what she really wants: someone to talk to. Now, why this is Santa's responsibility, I have no idea; she appears to be living out in the middle of nowhere by choice. In any case, Santa gives her a puppy. I guess that makes a sort of sense; after all, she did say she wanted someone to talk to, not someone to talk with.

I have mixed feelings about the illustrations. Some of them I liked, but others I found a little creepy. Hannah herself doesn't always look the same from page to page, and that added to the feeling that the pictures were a little uneven. The snowman looked downright evil, but the illustrations of the fancy house were pretty. I'm really not sure what to make of the visual side of this book.

Overall, this wasn't terrible, but I didn't love it. I'm sure it'll have its audience. (Although, I would recommend reading it or giving it to kids without telling them what it's about; it would've been a lot more fun to discover the twists and turns while reading, rather than having them all spoiled before I even opened the book.)

Premise: 3/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 3/5
Illustrations: 3/5
Originality: 3/5

Enjoyment: 3/5

Overall: 3 out of 5

Monday, December 3, 2018

Review - Stanley's Christmas Adventure

Stanley's Christmas Adventure (Flat Stanley #5)
by Jeff Brown
illustrated by Macky Pamintuan
Date: 1993
Publisher: HarperCollins
Reading level: C
Book type: illustrated chapter book
Pages: 96
Format: e-book
Source: library

Can Flat Stanley save Christmas in this holiday-themed chapter book adventure?

Santa Claus is not his usual, jolly self. In fact, he's in a terrible mood. He doesn't believe that children appreciate Christmas anymore. This year, he has decided that he is not going to deliver any Christmas presents!

Luckily, his daughter, Sarah Claus, knows who to call for help. The Lambchop family! But can they convince Santa that there are still good children in the world? Just leave it up to Stanley.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

Well, that was a bust. I liked the original Flat Stanley story well enough. But this just seems like a way to cash in on the premise. Stanley isn't even flat here. Instead, we get an insipid story about a depressed Santa Claus who refuses to do his job. So his daughter, Sarah, goes to the Lambchops' house to recruit Stanley to cheer her father up. Everybody's disappointed that he's no longer flat. Then Santa gets all judgmental about people asking him for things (hey, it's in the job description, buddy!) and even accuses the Lambchops of being greedy. Of course, he was jumping to conclusions, and it took a while for this dolt to realize that the boys' wishes were actually very selfless. When he does realize this, he does a complete 180 (so fast I almost got whiplash) and decides Christmas is all right after all.

This book was published in 1993, almost 30 years after the original. It seems that the author was trying to keep the style the same, but it didn't really work. While the original book is quaint, this one (ironically) seems dated. It borders on sexist, and the way the adults treat their children seems like the "children should be seen, not heard" attitude of long ago. And Mrs. Lambchop correcting her sons' grammar (which didn't even need to be corrected) was extra annoying.

I thought I might like this because I liked the original Flat Stanley. But I wouldn't recommend this one, either as a Christmas book or as an early chapter book. It's a quick read, to be sure... but it's also not very good.

Plot: 2/5
Characters: 2/5
Pace: 3/5
Writing & Editing: 2/5
Illustrations: 3/5
Originality: 2/5

Enjoyment: 0/5

Overall: 1.75 out of 5

Review - Be Kind

Be Kind
by Pat Zietlow Miller
illustrated by Jen Hill
Date: 2018
Publisher: Roaring Brook Press
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 32
Format: e-book
Source: library

“These days, it seems more important than ever for books to show young people how to act with thoughtfulness, civility, and kindness.” —The New York Times Book Review

When Tanisha spills grape juice all over her new dress, her classmate wants to make her feel better, wondering: What does it mean to be kind?

From asking the new girl to play to standing up for someone being bullied, this moving story explores what kindness is, and how any act, big or small, can make a difference—or at least help a friend.

With a gentle text from the award-winning author of Sophie's Squash, Pat Zietlow Miller, and irresistible art from Jen Hill, Be Kind is an unforgettable story about how two simple words can change the world.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

This is a really sweet book. What starts out as a little girl wondering how to help her upset friend turns into a gentle meditation on kindness, and shows the reader all the little things--just small acts of kindness--that can have a ripple effect in the world. Sometimes it's offering a helping hand; other times, it's as simple as addressing someone by name.

In today's world, books like this are a welcome breath of fresh air. We shouldn't need to be reminded to be kind, but sometimes we do. This book demonstrates the little acts of kindness that all of us can do (even when it's not convenient, or even a little scary), showing people being kind through charming illustrations. The cast of characters is very diverse, and the overall message is... well, kind.

This is definitely one to check out.

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Premise: 5/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 4/5
Illustrations: 4/5
Originality: 4/5

Enjoyment: 4/5

Overall: 4.17 out of 5

Review - The Happy Prince and Other Tales

The Happy Prince and Other Tales
by Oscar Wilde
Date: 1888
Publisher: Digireads.com Publishing
Reading level: C
Book type: short stories
Pages: 30
Format: e-book
Source: Amazon.ca

The five original fairy tales included in this volume were first published by Davis Nutt in 1888. Although it is said that Wilde wrote them for his two young sons, the author himself claimed they were '.... not for children, but for childlike people from eighteen to eighty'. Since then the stories have been constantly reprinted and, despite the author's disclaimer, children have made the tales their own, a particular favourite being 'The Selfish Giant' - the highly moral story of the giant who banished children from his garden, so that spring never came.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

I've had a lot of bad luck this year with current novels and short stories, so I thought maybe I'd try something a little bit older. I don't have much experience with Oscar Wilde's work; I may have read The Importance of Being Earnest years ago, but I don't really remember.

I'm actually reading the edition that combines The Happy Prince and Other Tales with A House of Pomegranates. But since I don't know if I'm going to be able to slog my way through the whole thing, I decided to review the two original works separately.

Here are my thoughts on the individual stories contained in this volume:

"The Happy Prince" - So... Wilde likes comma splices. Okay, I'll try to overlook that; it's not like he can do anything about it now! This starts out like a fairly standard fairy tale, with a swallow helping a statue commit charitable acts. You have to suspend quite a bit of disbelief (especially when you think about the legal ramifications for the recipients of the gifts; if a statue suddenly loses its jewels and then some poor folks go and trade in similar jewels for money, the logical assumption would be that they stole them). This tale is a little bit macabre, with the bird plucking out the statue's jewelled eyes, and eventually dropping dead from the cold while the sentient statue is melted down for scrap. The bird and the statue's heart are eventually thrown in a trash heap. (Cheery story!) Then, in a complete deus ex machina (literally), God takes the bird to His garden of Paradise and the statue to His city of gold, where the statue has to "praise" God forevermore (as if God doesn't get enough attention already). I was sort of okay with the story until that last paragraph, when the religious stuff seemed to come out of nowhere. It pretty much knocked a few stars off for me; it seemed like a lazy way out.


"The Nightingale and the Rose" - I don't understand the point of this one at all. Maybe that humans are stupid and selfish while birds are lovely and self-sacrificing? But, as it came right on the heels of the previous story that also ended with a dead bird, I'm starting to wonder if Wilde had something against our feathered friends. (This is also a pretty gory story, in which the bird presses her breast against a thorn, at the coaxing of a rosebush, until it pierces her heart and she bleeds her life-force into said bush. Maybe this story was meant to serve as a warning about evil talking shrubbery. I don't know.)


"The Selfish Giant" - Look, I enjoy a good villain redemption as much as the next person, but there has to be a reason for it. In this case, the selfish giant (who wasn't really that selfish; this story could also have been called "In Defense of Squatters") came around only because his selfishness affected him... which seems to go counter to the message Wilde was going for. I'm also not a fan of overly religious stories, and this one was just dripping with Christianity. I'm afraid it's the weakest one I've read yet. (Things aren't looking very good for this book.)


"The Devoted Friend" - I don't think I'd want a child reading this one for fear that they wouldn't understand, and that they might think the Miller was an okay guy. He was a raging narcissist, so extreme that I felt rather uncomfortable (his wife was no better, and the way he treated his little boy was appalling). It got even worse at the end, though, when the story sort of implied that single people (or homosexuals, depending on how you interpret the term "confirmed bachelor") are selfish, immoral narcissists. Nice, Wilde. Real nice.


"The Remarkable Rocket" - I have no idea what this was supposed to be, other than a drawn-out metaphor for ejaculation. A narcissistic firework goes on and on about his superiority, getting so emotional that he cries, makes himself wet, and then can't be lit. After he's thrown away, he chats with some animals, and eventually gets lit by a couple of little boys, culminating in a weird scene that talks about him getting stiff and tingly before exploding. Then all that's left of him is a smouldering stick. Make of that what you will.



These stories are full of narcissists, and other generally awful people. The writing didn't impress me (I don't know if it's just that styles have changed, but Wilde's writing wouldn't pass muster with an editor today), and the stories just came across as preachy. They were not entertaining in the least (except maybe that last one, but only because I was laughing at all the veiled penis references).

I highly doubt I'm going to bother with the stories in A House of Pomegranates now. Even if I do, I'm not in any rush. These stories felt like something one would be forced to read for school... right before analyzing the hell out of them. I don't know exactly what Wilde was trying to say here. Quite frankly, I don't care.

Overall: 1.5 out of 5

Review - Queen of the Hanukkah Dosas

Queen of the Hanukkah Dosas
by Pamela Ehrenberg
illustrated by Anjan Sarkar
Date: 2017
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 40
Format: e-book
Source: library

In this sweet and humorous picture book, a multi-cultural family (Mom's Indian; Dad's Jewish) celebrate Hanukkah while incorporating traditional Indian food. Instead of latkes, this family celebrates Hanukkah with tasty Indian dosas. To her brother's chagrin, little Sadie won't stop climbing on everything both at home and at the Indian grocery store, even while preparing the dosas. As the family puts the finishing touches on their holiday preparations, they accidentally get locked out of the house. Sadie and her climbing skills just may be exactly what is needed to save the day.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

What should've been a great picture book about the blending of traditions is actually more of a trainwreck featuring useless adults, zero logic... and a couple of yummy-looking recipes. Okay, I'll give it that.

The premise is flawed from the beginning. The narrator can't stand that his little sister is a climber. Hello?! She's a toddler. Some of them climb. But this kid takes it totally personally, like she's doing it with the sole purpose of ruining his life. Worse, though, is how the adults react to this climbing. When Sadie's putting herself in dangerous positions (climbing displays in the grocery store, or climbing onto the kitchen counter right beside the blazing cooktop), the adults just stand around like a bunch of morons. The extent of their involvement is telling her to get down. And when that doesn't work, they just stand there staring at her, leaving it up to the narrator to talk her down with a song. She's a freaking toddler. If she's about to climb onto the gas cooktop, you grab her and remove her from the area. Honestly.

And Sadie, somehow too stupid to understand a command like, "Get down!" eventually saves the day by crawling in the window after the family gets locked out of the house and somehow unlocking the door. The problem here (just one of many in this book) is that she's drawn to be so small that it's obvious she wouldn't have been able to reach the doorknob at all. (The grandmother was upstairs taking a nap, so Sadie could've gone to wake her up. That would've been more realistic, but then the book wouldn't have had the children unrealistically saving the day while the useless adults just stood around wringing their hands.)

At the end of the book there are a couple of recipes that look very tasty. But that's probably the only thing about this book that's worthwhile. What could've been a story about blending traditions instead turned into an expose of terrible parenting. At one point, the narrator mentioned that he was surprised their house was still standing after an afternoon of Sadie being in it. Far more surprising to me is the fact that Sadie's even still alive, given her proclivity for getting into dangerous situations and all the adults in her life just being completely useless about it.

Premise: 1/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 2/5
Illustrations: 3/5
Originality: 2/5

Enjoyment: 0/5

Overall: 1.33 out of 5

Sunday, December 2, 2018

Review - Little Babymouse and the Christmas Cupcakes

Little Babymouse and the Christmas Cupcakes
by Jennifer L. Holm & Matthew Holm
Date: 2016
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 32
Format: e-book
Source: library

Graphic-novel darling Babymouse makes her picture-book debut in a Christmas story... all about cupcakes! (Typical.)

Thank goodness Babymouse ate all of the Christmas cookies her mom made for Santa. Now she can make him something he really wants—CUPCAKES! But wait... what’s that rumbling in the other room? OH NO! A DRAGON!!!!! Can Sir Babymouse defeat her fiery foe and save Christmas?! Or at least save a cupcake or two? Maybe not....

Jennifer and Matthew Holm bring us Babymouse’s very first full-color adventure! With signature Babymouse humor, comic book–style panels, and oodles of pink-frosted cupcakes, new readers and devoted fans alike will find plenty to love.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

I have a feeling that this book will be more popular with fans of Babymouse. I've not read any of those books (though I am familiar with the Holms' work through their Sunny series of graphic novels). Since I'm not familiar with Babymouse, I wasn't sure if what I was seeing was consistent with her character or not. As a standalone, however, with no knowledge of the other books, this one seems a bit weak.

She's a disobedient little mouse, whom I think the authors were trying to make endearing. She has a big imagination, too (as evidenced by her request for a suit of armour for Christmas; she needs it to fight dragons, of course). But the main plot point is her baking some cupcakes, and then eating them all after her mother told her not to touch them. Aside from the fact that it would likely be impossible for any four-year-old to eat a dozen cupcakes in the time it takes her mother to quiet the baby, I didn't think it sent a very good message.

(As an aside, why would you name your child Babymouse? Sure, it's appropriate for the first few years, but after that, such a name is going to be a burden. What if she wants to be a judge or a politician or a doctor? How do you go through life with such an infantilizing name and expect to be taken seriously?)

If you're already a fan of Babymouse and enjoy watching her misbehave, you might like this one. For me, it just didn't impress. I'm not a fan of the art style here any more than I was in the Sunny series. I guess it's a matter of taste.

Premise: 2/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 3/5
Illustrations: 2/5
Originality: 3/5

Enjoyment: 2/5

Overall: 2.33 out of 5

Saturday, December 1, 2018

Review - Eight Winter Nights: A Family Hanukkah Book

Eight Winter Nights: A Family Hanukkah Book
by Laura Krauss Melmed
illustrated by Elisabeth Schlossberg
Date: 2010
Publisher: Chronicle Books (CA)
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 32
Format: e-book
Source: library

Moishe's Miracle author Laura Krauss Melmed and illustrator Elisabeth Schlossberg celebrate Hanukkah in joyful action rhymes, festive poems, and exuberant scenes of family life. From traditional holiday foods to the story of the Maccabees, they capture the warm sights, sounds, and tastes of this wintertime festival.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

This December, I'm going to try to read one holiday-themed book a day. Since Hanukkah is earlier in the month this year, I decided to start with this book.

I'm not Jewish, so I wasn't familiar with all the traditions and stories that go along with this holiday. I'd hoped to learn a little more about Hanukkah, and I did... though not from the text of the book itself. I think that may be this book's biggest weakness: the actual rhyming text assumes knowledge of the holiday, making it mainly suitable for Jewish children. Things such as the story about Judah Maccabee and dreidel games were mentioned, but not expanded upon in the poems, and as I was reading, I was thinking, "Well, that's not very helpful. Why is the story about Judah Maccabee important to Jews? How do you play with a dreidel?" (These things are all explained in the back of the book in an author's note, but I would've rather seen them incorporated into the main text of the book; I don't know if many kids listening to storytime are going to stick around to listen to the dry, scholarly notes at the end.)

The format of the book was much like another picture book I read recently called Noisy Poems for a Busy Day (which I wasn't crazy about, either). The "story" is told through myriad short, titled poems. In this case, the meter was questionable, and I think the format made the book suffer a little. Trying to force all these ideas into rhyme is limiting (plus, you tend to end up with "poems" like the one that was basically chanting a repeat of "applesauce, applesauce"; I mean, applesauce is fine, but I kind of wanted to not hear about it ever again after that particular poem).

The illustrations were really underwhelming for me. They're colourful and kids might like them, but they seemed kind of simple and amateurish.

I did learn a few things about Hanukkah that I didn't know before. Unfortunately, they were from the author's note at the end; in other words, I could've skipped reading the main text of the book and learned the same thing from the note or from an article about Hanukkah. So this book might have more appeal to Jewish children, who can see their traditions reflected on the pages; it doesn't really work that well as a way to teach non-Jewish people about the holiday.

Premise: 2/5
Meter: 3/5
Writing: 2/5
Illustrations: 2/5
Originality: 2/5

Enjoyment: 2/5

Overall: 2.14 out of 5