Sunday, August 23, 2009

Why I Hate Twilight

Warning: This post includes spoilers on the series, so if you don't already know what happens in all the books, don't read this!

It's come to my attention that I may come across as a Twilight hater. Well... yeah. I am. I despise the series. But it didn't have to be that way.

I didn't start out hating the Twilight books. I was never a die-hard fan, but I didn't outright hate the series, either (I wouldn't own copies of all four books if that were the case). I reviewed all four books on Amazon, and my star ratings were as follows:

Twilight - 3
New Moon - 3
Eclipse - 2
Breaking Dawn - 1 (zero, really... but Amazon doesn't let you give zero stars)

I had hoped to be able to give Breaking Dawn a higher rating. Sadly, that wasn't the case. The author dropped the ball. She blew it. And I, as a reader and a consumer who paid money for that book, have every right to be annoyed.

There's a book on writing by Bill Johnson called A Story Is A Promise. I think that phrase is very appropriate here, as it underscores the reason why Breaking Dawn failed to live up to people's expectations. Multiple promises were made throughout the course of the "saga" that led readers to expect certain things. When those things didn't happen, people were understandably upset. It's not a matter of being old, bitter, unloved, or a happy-ending-hater (all excuses I've seen Stephenie Meyer's defenders throw about). It was a betrayal on the part of the author.

Had Meyer kept her promises to the reader, Breaking Dawn would have turned out very differently. There would have been no baby. There would have been at least one instance of newborn bloodlust on Bella's part -- maybe she would have attacked Charlie or one of her high school friends. One or more major characters would have died. All of these things were explained, hinted at, or foreshadowed in the first three books. Vampires can't have babies (it's part of the reason Rosalie's so... bitchy); newborn vampires can't be trusted to control their urges (look at the havoc Victoria's army of the undead wreaked in Eclipse); the Volturi are dangerous and could eliminate any vampire at any time if they disapprove of their actions (we see this with minor characters throughout the series). To foreshadow these events and then not follow through is breaking a promise to the reader. Those events then become pointless, just empty words to take up space and increase the page count. The conclusion is ultimately hollow, and the ending doesn't make much sense.

Another reason I hate Twilight is the whole phenomenon that's sprung up around the series. There are proms, conventions, tours of Forks, bookmarks, board games, t-shirts, movies, and school curricula (don't even get me started there; the only reason anyone should be studying Twilight in an English class is as an example of how not to write a book). There are the endless comparisons with other books, trying to convince readers that if they like Twilight, they'll love this other book, too. To me, especially in the case of Wuthering Heights, it just seems like a money grab. It doesn't matter if it's "Bella & Edward's Favourite Book". It's still Wuthering Heights, and it's not that easy to read. And while it is about a very dysfunctional relationship (as Twilight is), it's not at all geared to the same reading audience. All an endorsement like this will do is get people to buy the book; it won't necessarily get them to read it. Poor Emily Brontë. She's probably spinning in her grave.

Finally, I just want to clear one thing up. Just because I hate Twilight does not mean I hate people who like Twilight. My opinion of the series does not necessarily equal my opinion of the people who like it. But I will not apologize for having an opinion on the books, nor will I temper that opinion. I have as much right to hate the books (and say so) as someone else has to love them (and say so). And that goes for any book... not just Twilight.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

A Meme for Saturday - Part Two

Too many questions for one entry, I thought. So here's the second part:

Which book do you irrationally cringe away from reading, despite seeing only positive reviews?
Anything that favourably compares itself to Twilight. That should not be our new benchmark for good literature. I've yet to read anything that said, "Fans of Stephenie Meyer will love this book!" and actually be impressed. It's okay to like vampires... but there are much better vampire books out there.

If you could bring three characters to life for a social event (afternoon tea, a night of clubbing, perhaps a world cruise), who would they be and what would the event be?
Hmmm... That's an interesting question. I don't know if I'd want to hang out with any characters, to be honest. Most of them seem to fit in best with their own friends and love interests. I'm so anti-social that they'd probably become bored with me.

(Borrowing shamelessly from the Thursday Next series by Jasper Fforde): you are told you can’t die until you read the most boring novel on the planet. While this immortality is great for awhile, eventually you realize it’s past time to die. Which book would you expect to get you a nice grave?
Joseph Andrews by Henry Fielding. I was supposed to read it in university. I just couldn't... though I tried really, really hard. I wrote my essays using the Coles Notes (hey, I passed the class!).

Come on, we’ve all been there. Which book have you pretended, or at least hinted, that you’ve read, when in fact you’ve been nowhere near it?
Tess of the d'Urbervilles. It was required reading in high school, but I fudged my way through all the essays after listening to the class lectures. I was so tired of reading books about male characters (and when we get a female MC, she gets raped?!). I kind of avoided it in protest.

As an addition to the last question, has there been a book that you really thought you had read, only to realise when you read a review about it/go to ‘reread’ it that you haven’t? Which book?
Hmmm... I don't think that's happened to me.

You’re interviewing for the post of Official Book Advisor to some VIP (who’s not a big reader). What’s the first book you’d recommend and why? (If you feel like you’d have to know the person, go ahead and personalize the VIP.)
I have no idea what I'd recommend. Everybody's tastes are different! Maybe Jane Eyre. It's a classic (and it's a good classic).

A good fairy comes and grants you one wish: you will have perfect reading comprehension in the foreign language of your choice. Which language do you go with?
Klingon! Ha, ha. Just kidding. Maybe Chinese. Then I could read all the signs around here (and make sure t-shirts with Chinese characters aren't actually saying something offensive).

A mischievous fairy comes and says that you must choose one book that you will reread once a year for the rest of your life (you can read other books as well). Which book would you pick?
The Tale of Peter Rabbit. It's cute and (perhaps more importantly if I have to keep rereading it) it's nice and short.

That good fairy is back for one final visit. Now, she’s granting you your dream library! Describe it. Is everything leatherbound? Is it full of first edition hardcovers? Pristine trade paperbacks? Perhaps a few favourite authors have inscribed their works? Go ahead—let your imagination run free.
If I could have anything? Well, let's see... I guess the books would all be hardcover and all the same size. The covers could be different, but all the spines would be white (so they'd look pretty sitting on the shelves). Either that, or every book I ever wanted to read would be available on a Kindle (and the Kindle would be available here in Canada). Then I wouldn't have to worry about dusting my bookshelves.

What author do you own the most books by?
Diana Wynne Jones.

What book do you own the most copies of?
I only have one copy of each of my books.

What fictional character are you secretly in love with?
If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore! Seriously, though, I can't really think of anyone. I kind of had a crush on Josef Kavalier from Michael Chabon's The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay when I read the book... but that was a while ago.

What book have you read more than any other?
Probably one of the Ramona books by Beverly Cleary.

What was your favorite book when you were ten years old?
When I was 10, I think I was into series books like The Baby-Sitters Club. Not very profound or meaningful, I know.

What is the worst book you’ve read in the past year?
Breaking freaking Dawn. It still makes me want to vomit when I realize how much time I wasted on that trash.

What is the best book you’ve read in the past year?
A Certain Slant of Light by Laura Whitcomb.

What is the most difficult book you’ve ever read?
I tend not to finish the difficult ones.

Do you prefer the French or the Russians?
I prefer French dressing to Russian on my salad. As for books, I haven't read enough of either to form an opinion.

Shakespeare, Milton or Chaucer?
I wouldn't know. I've only ever read Shakespeare.

Austen or Eliot?
Again, I wouldn't know. I've yet to finish a book by either.

What is the biggest or most embarrassing gap in your reading?
I've never read any Dickens. Not start to finish, anyway.

What is your favorite novel?
I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith or Fire and Hemlock by Diana Wynne Jones.

What is your favorite play?
Much Ado About Nothing by Shakespeare.

What is your favorite poem?
I like parts of William Blake's Auguries of Innocence. But Bad Sir Brian Botany by A.A. Milne makes me smile, too.

What is your favorite essay?
Eh. I'm not into essays.

What is your favorite short story?
"The Gift of the Magi" by O. Henry.

What is your favorite non-fiction?
Probably The Fall by Steve Taylor. It's sort of history/anthropology/religion... Very interesting book.

What is your favorite graphic novel?
I don't think I've ever read one.

What is your favorite science fiction?
The Silver Metal Lover by Tanith Lee. Although, that may be classed as romance or fantasy as well.

Memoir?
I really enjoyed Roald Dahl's memoirs.

Favorite History/Historical Novel?
I enjoyed Willa Cather's novels, but they weren't really "historical" when they were written! Any book that's old enough becomes historical. So I'm going to say something like... anything by Jane Austen.

Favorite mystery or noir?
I don't really read this genre.

Favourite romance?
Again, I don't really read this genre. Not in the Harlequin sense. I liked The Time Traveler's Wife, though. Does that count?

Favourite teen book?
I don't know! There are too many options... *head explodes*

Who is your favourite writer?
I don't really have one. I was really impressed with Laura Whitcomb's writing in A Certain Slant of Light, and I thought maybe I'd found a new favourite author. But her second book didn't live up to the high standards of the first.

Who is the most overrated writer alive today?
Stephenie Meyer.

What are you reading right now?
I already answered this in Part One.

What book do you wish someone wrote so you could read it?
I don't really care, as long as it's something original. I'm tired of copycats.

A Meme for Saturday

I saw this over at Steph Su Reads, and I thought it looked interesting. Plus, I don't have anything to review at the moment (I'm in the middle of a book):

Hardback, trade paperback or mass market paperback?
I think I'd have to say that I like hardbacks the best. Trade paperbacks are okay, sometimes. I find that a lot of mass market paperbacks smell funny, so I don't really like them (I think maybe it's the cheaper paper or something).

Barnes & Noble or Borders?
Neither. I live in Canada, so we have Chapters and Indigo (same company, slightly different look to the stores). They both have in-store Starbucks, though, so it's all good.

Bookmark or dog-ear?
Bookmark. Dog-earring is like... book abuse.

Amazon or brick-and-mortar?
Amazon. The prices are better, and you don't have to put up with inane background music or screaming babies (the customers around here seem to think that the bookstore is an appropriate place to take a hungry, soiled newborn... the last two times I've been in the bookstore, I've had to hide in certain sections to protect my eardrums as these people stroll around with their screaming bundle, apparently trying to annoy as many people as possible).

Alphabetize by author, or alphabetize by title, or random?
I tend to alphabetize by author. Plus, my bookshelf is divided into sections (fiction, reference, art, etc.). Maybe I should just learn the Dewey Decimal System so I can organize my books like the library does...

Keep, throw away, or sell?
I usually keep my books. I haven't really bothered with selling (except at the occasional garage sale). If I want to get rid of a book, I usually donate it to the library. I never throw a book away. If anything, I'd at least tear the pages out and put them in the recycling bin (if I could bring myself to do that to a book!).

Keep dust jacket or toss it?
Keep it. Why on earth would you throw it away? It's not meant to be disposable packaging.

Read with dust jacket or remove it?
I've done both. I have a bad habit of using the dust jacket flaps as bookmarks, though, so it's probably a good idea for me to remove it.

Short story or novel?
Novel. Usually.

Harry Potter or Lemony Snicket?
I guess Harry Potter, even though I'm not a huge fan. At least I read all seven books. I tried to read the first Lemony Snicket book and didn't get very far.

Stop reading when tired or at chapter breaks?
When I'm tired. I'd prefer to stop at a chapter break, but sometimes the chapters are too long and I'm too tired...

“It was a dark and stormy night” or “Once upon a time”?
Either. (I don't think I've ever actually read a book that started with the first phrase. I wonder how many there actually are...)

Buy or borrow?
Buy. I've had too many "poo books" from the library. You know, those books that have unidentifiable brown smears on the pages. You think it might be chocolate, until you remember that a lot of people like to read in the bathroom...

Buying choice: book reviews, recommendations, or browse?
It's a combination, I guess. I don't rely 100% on reviews or recommendations; I've been burned in the past. If I hear about a book that looks interesting, I'll have a browse through it at the bookstore... and then I might decide to buy it. Even then, though, I sometimes end up with a dud.

Tidy ending or cliffhanger?
That depends. If it's a stand-alone book, I don't want a cliffhanger! In a series, though, a cliffhanger is perfectly acceptable (as long as it's not at the end of the final book). I like cliffhangers within books, too (like at the end of chapters). They help draw you forward through the story (which is good, especially if the story itself is lacking in some way).

Morning reading, afternoon reading, or nighttime reading?
Nighttime reading. I do almost all of my reading before I go to bed. No wonder it takes me so long to get through anything!

Stand-alone or series?
I prefer stand-alone books. Series are okay if they're finite (trilogies, series of 7 books, etc.). I don't like series that have no end in sight. In those cases, I feel like the publisher/author is just viewing the reader as an ATM.

Favorite series?
The Willowmere Chronicles by Alison Baird. The three books are:
  1. The Witches of Willowmere
  2. The Warding of Willowmere
  3. The Wyrd of Willowmere
Favorite children’s book?
My favourite books for little kids are The Tale of Peter Rabbit by Beatrix Potter and Winnie-the-Pooh by A. A. Milne. For older kids, my favourites are probably the Ramona books by Beverly Cleary.

Favorite YA book?
Gosh... How can I pick? I'd probably say Fire and Hemlock by Diana Wynne Jones or I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith.

Favorite book of which nobody else has heard?
Come on. At least somebody has heard of most books (they're on the shelves, aren't they?). I'm going to stick with The Willowmere Chronicles. I've never seen them mentioned on anyone's book blog. They're by a Canadian author, so that may be why.

Favorite books read last year?
Last year was a terrible year for me with books! The only good ones I read were A Certain Slant of Light by Laura Whitcomb, and three books by Gail Carson Levine (Ella Enchanted, The Two Princesses of Bamarre, and Fairest).

Favorite books of all time?
There are too many! My top three:
  1. Fire and Hemlock by Diana Wynne Jones
  2. I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith
  3. The Thief by Megan Whalen Turner
What are you reading right now?
Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side by Beth Fantaskey. And Pride and Prejudice (still!).

What are you reading next?
Probably Wondrous Strange by Lesley Livingston.

Favorite book to recommend to an 11-year-old?
Hmmm... Maybe The Thief by Megan Whalen Turner. Or Catherine, Called Birdy by Karen Cushman.

Favorite book to re-read?
I don't re-read. There are so many books out there. I won't have enough time to read all of them, so I don't want to waste time re-reading!

Do you ever smell books?
I try not to. If they smell, I'll probably avoid them.

Do you ever read primary source documents like letters or diaries?
No. But if I came across some really interesting ones, I might.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Friday Fill-Ins (2)

Friday Fill-Ins:

1. I remember, I remember when music came in cassette form and people had to be at home to receive a phone call. Yes, I'm that old.

2. Dear Mother Nature, I want you to know that you seem a little unbalanced this summer. I never know whether to wear a tank top or polar fleece.

3. Is that my belly button!!??? Wow... linty.

4. I'm trying to resist the temptation of starting to read more books than I have the intention of finishing.

5. I'm saving a kiss just for you! Are you ever going to come and claim it?

6. If I made a birthday list not much would definitely be on it!!! I'm not big on birthdays.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to reading the book I just started, tomorrow my plans include eating and Sunday, I want to go to Hawaii (hey, that's what I want... it's not necessarily what's going to happen)!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Booking Through Thursday (2)



Booking Through Thursday asks:

What’s the best book you’ve read recently?
(Tell me you didn’t see this one coming?)


It's been a while since I read a book that I really enjoyed. Last November, I read Laura Whitcomb's A Certain Slant of Light. I'd just come from reading Charles de Lint's Dingo (I usually love the author's work, but that book was just bad) and Stephenie Meyer's Breaking Dawn (do I really need to explain?), so it was so refreshing to read something that was just... well, good.

The first thing that grabbed me was the cover. Doesn't this cover make you curious?



When I actually got my hands on the book, though, it was the writing that sucked me straight into the story and kept me reading. I thought the characters were interesting (even the supporting ones), and the story was compelling. My complaints were few and minor.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Teaser Tuesdays (2)



Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading.

Today's Teaser:

My chest clenched, and I swallowed hard. Who stands under a tree at the crack of dawn, in the middle of nowhere, wearing a black cloak?

~ page 1 - Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side by Beth Fantaskey

Well, at least it looks like stuff happens right away. I can't stand it when you have to read 40 pages before something significant happens!

Monday, August 17, 2009

Musing Mondays (1)

Musing Mondays is hosted by Rebecca at Just One More Page...

How do you react to movies made of your favourite books (or even not-so-favourite books)? Do you look forward to seeing them, or avoid them? Do you like to have read the book before seeing the movie?



In general, I look forward to seeing movies (or TV series/miniseries) that were made from books... particularly if I've read those books. I enjoy seeing someone else's take on the story, and whether the filmmakers saw the same thing in their head as I did when they were reading the book. Harry Potter (especially the first movie) was a good example of that. So much of what I saw on screen matched really well with what I'd seen in my head (scenery-wise, anyway... the characters themselves were another matter).

If it's a book I like, I'm going to be more critical of the movie. I Capture the Castle is one of my favourite books. The movie was just so-so for me. It wasn't horrible, but for whatever reason, it didn't really capture the magic of the book. Jane Eyre is another favourite, and I've seen a few movie versions. I haven't really seen one that I hated; most of them are pretty good (I especially like the newish Masterpiece Theatre version starring Ruth Wilson as Jane). And I tend to like most Jane Austen adaptations... even though I haven't read any of the books in full. I got through half of Sense and Sensibility back in 1995 or so, and I'm in the middle of Pride and Prejudice at the moment. The 2008 BBC version of Sense and Sensibility is one of my all-time favourite movies... and it makes me want to pick the book up again at some point.

I do like to read a book before I see the movie. That's probably one of the reasons I've never watched The Da Vinci Code. I wanted to read the book first. But it's sitting on my shelf, mostly unread. I got as far as the main character trying to escape from the Louvre, and it just went on and on and on... and I got really, really bored. (Yes, I know that was in the first few pages.) So I may just watch the movie and forget about the book; I've heard the movie doesn't follow the book that well, anyway. The Time Traveler's Wife is a movie that I'd love to see. I read the book years ago and loved it. Oh, and The Lovely Bones is coming soon, too. I hope these movie versions can live up to the books.

Sometimes, though, movies just go wrong. The prime example for me is Howl's Moving Castle. A Hayao Miyazaki version was made in 2004. I've never been a fan of that style of animation anyway, but when I saw the movie -- based on one of my favourite Diana Wynne Jones novels -- I almost cried. It was so bad. The characters were nothing like their book counterparts, huge (and interesting) portions of the plot were left out and replaced with some strange shapeshifting nonsense and anti-war commentary, and the voice casting was just atrocious. Perhaps it was better in the Japanese version, but the dubbed English version was laughably bad. Howl was drawn as a bishōnen sort of guy, and then was given a voice that sounded like a bear on steroids.

And then there's Twilight. I saw it in the theatre shortly after reading Breaking Dawn (which ultimately soured me on the whole series... after being bored silly by New Moon and Eclipse, I'd hoped the last book could redeem the series; it could not... and I think it just made things worse). So I went mostly for interest's sake. I wanted to see how the story would be adapted to the big screen. Just like the whole series is a great example of how not to write a book, Twilight (the movie) was a great example of how not to adapt a book into a movie. I highly doubt that Stephenie Meyer intended for any of her characters to be comedic, but that's how they came across. Whether it was the poor casting, the bad wigs, or the questionable acting, the movie was causing a lot more giggling than swooning in the theatre where I saw it. Jasper, who I always saw as a dangerous, reserved, and somewhat tragic character, was reduced to a bit of comic relief, a character who walked around with an expression that alternated between a deer in the headlights and someone with a bad case of constipation. And when Carlisle, supposedly supermodel-perfect Carlisle, walked on screen for the first time looking like the pasty victim of some strange wasting disease, there was a collective snicker from the whole theatre. Perhaps Twilight tried too hard to stay true to the book. Some things just don't translate very well to the big screen. (A lesson to be learned: if hair colour isn't crucial to the story, don't be such a stickler about it. That's probably half the problem with these characters: horrendous wigs and dye jobs. It's hard to take them seriously when you're distracted by that much weirdness. Not everyone can pull off platinum blonde hair *cough*PeterFacinelli*cough*.)

Is that enough musing for Monday?