Review - Clayton Parker Really Really REALLY Has to Pee

Clayton Parker Really Really REALLY Has to Pee
by Cinco Paul
illustrated by Gladys Jose
Date: 2021
Publisher: Harry N. Abrams
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 40
Format: e-book
Source: library

From the screenwriter behind family favorites like Despicable Me and Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax comes a hilarious, rhyming picture book romp about knowing when to GO

Clayton Parker can’t wait for his field trip to the zoo. When his teacher encourages the class to go before they go . . . Clayton rushes onto the bus and doesn’t give it a second thought.

Little does he know . . . Clayton Parker really really REALLY has to pee. He discovers this as soon as he gets to the zoo. And he panics! Clayton needs a bathroom, and he needs one now! The first one he finds is broken. The next one isn’t much of a bathroom at all. What will Clayton do?

A cautionary tale for the procrastinator in us all, this hilarious picture book romp will have readers vowing alongside Clayton Parker: “Before I go out anywhere, I’ll always try to pee.”

(synopsis from Goodreads)

When a children's book makes me snort or laugh out loud, I can't help but like it... even if it is silly.

This is the story of Clayton Parker, who thinks (as many kids do) that he doesn't need to pee before he gets on the bus. But, by the time his class arrives at the zoo, Clayton is busting, and he needs to find a bathroom fast, lest he end up like that kid who peed his pants in front of the whole school. Hijinks ensue. Will Clayton make it to the bathroom in time? And, more importantly, will he have learned his lesson?

Some parts of this are rather silly and unrealistic, but they're juxtaposed by the very real struggle with the human bladder. Sometimes you just gotta go, and no amount of planning or prevention can mitigate that. The whole thing is rendered in verse with nearly impeccable metre (which is so rare in children's books that I have to give props for that) and illustrated with charm.

A fun book for kids (and their parents, who are sure to nod their heads and roll their eyes when they see the mess Clayton gets himself into).

Premise: 4/5
Meter: 5/5
Writing: 4/5
Illustrations: 4/5
Originality: 4/5

Enjoyment: 4/5

Overall: 4.14 out of 5

Review - SkySisters

SkySisters
by Jan Bourdeau Waboose
illustrated by Brian Deines
Date: 2000
Publisher: Kids Can Press
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 32
Format: e-book
Source: library

Two Ojibway sisters set off across the frozen north country to see the SkySpirits' midnight dance. It isn't easy for the younger sister to be silent, but gradually she begins to treasure the stillness and the wonderful experiences it brings. After an exhilarating walk and patient waiting, the girls are rewarded by the arrival of the SkySpirits --- the northern lights --- dancing and shimmering in the night sky. This powerful story, with its stunning illustrations, captures the chill of a northern night, the warmth of the family circle and the radiance of a child's wonder.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

I saw this book in a batch of new e-books that our library got, and picked it up because of that cover. Sadly, while the illustrations didn't disappoint, the story very much did.

This is a story narrated by Alex, the younger of two sisters. They bundle up in their parkas, scarves, and hats, and are released into the night by their mother. They want to see the SkySpirits, so they head up to Coyote Hill. In the dark. By themselves. Where they encounter wild animals and try to engage with coyotes.

Now, I don't have kids, but this set off all sorts of alarm bells for me. Maybe it's a cultural thing. Maybe it's just that this book is over 20 years old. But it just doesn't seem right that two little girls would be allowed out by themselves into the freezing cold darkness like this. I get that it's supposed to be about the sisters, but I would've felt a lot better about the whole storyline if there had been an adult present.

That said, the illustrations are gorgeous. They're charming, luminous, and beautiful, bringing to life the beauty of the northern night.

So... I'm about conflicted about recommending this. The story is kind of problematic from a child-welfare point of view. But the illustrations are not to be missed. Perhaps this could work with some sort of discussion about the potential danger the girls were in. Otherwise, it might be best to just peruse it for the visuals and skip the story.

Premise: 3/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 4/5
Illustrations: 5/5
Originality: 4/5

Enjoyment: 3/5

Overall: 3.67 out of 5

Review - Woolly the Wide Awake Sheep

Woolly the Wide Awake Sheep
by Jake Tebbit
Date: 2017
Publisher: Star Bright Books
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 32
Format: e-book
Source: library

Poor little Woolly sheep! He just can't fall asleep. Wide awake yet again, he asks his barnyard friends how they lull themselves to sleep. The bull, the cow, the cat, the spider, and even Mother hen, they all say they count sheep! But Woolly can't do that. Why? Granddaddy Ram knows exactly why, and with a little help from his grandfather, Woolly is soon fast sleep. A sweet and humorous book that will easily become a favorite. Jake Tebbit's engaging water colors make this the perfect book for the last read-aloud of the day.

(synopsis from Amazon; see it on Goodreads)

This is a story about a sheep who can't sleep. So he asks all his friends on the farm what they do when they can't sleep. They tell him they count sheep!

For some reason, Woolly discounts this idea and it's up to his grandfather to sit with him and count the sheep they see. Woolly finally falls asleep.

I was hoping there would be a twist, or at least a good reason why Woolly couldn't count sheep. He said he was tired and didn't know how. I mean... I get being tired, but can he not count at all? His reasoning is weak.

The story is told in rhyme, but with no discernible metre; the rhythm is all over the place. But the pictures are sort of cute, and kids might like this more than a jaded adult who's read way too many picture books. 

Premise: 3/5
Meter: 2/5
Writing: 3/5
Illustrations: 3/5
Originality: 3/5

Enjoyment: 2/5

Overall: 2.57 out of 5

Review - The Story of the Three Wise Kings

The Story of the Three Wise Kings
by Tomie dePaola
Date: 1983
Publisher: Simon Schuster Books for Young Readers
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 32
Format: e-book
Source: library

Tomie dePaola’s beloved 1983 classic returns to print just in time for the holiday season!

Three wise men of the East, having seen a new star symbolizing the birth of a great king, follow the star to Bethlehem where they present gifts to the newborn Jesus. This beautiful rendition of the well-known tale is sure to delight young readers.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

This was just okay for me. While it's a little less disturbing than some of the other Nativity stories I've read, I still don't think that version from Matthew is really appropriate subject matter for a children's picture book.

That said, this is an interesting rendition of the story, told from the point of view of the kings. There are some unintentionally amusing images (such as when the kings all meet up and Balthazar's pointing at the star while breaking the fourth wall, or when newborn Jesus—with a full head of golden hair—is standing on his mother's knee to watch the kings depart). The ending is likewise so abrupt that it's almost funny.

The illustrations are colourful and pleasing to look at, and readers who really like the religious stories about Christmas will probably like the book. As a more secular reader, though, I didn't love it; I'm still uncomfortable with the way all these baby-killing themes are excused. If the book weren't about Christmas, would parents still think a story about a dude who wants to kill babies is appropriate for their toddlers?

Premise: 3/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 3/5
Illustrations: 3/5
Originality: 3/5

Enjoyment: 3/5

Overall: 3 out of 5

Review - The Birds of Bethlehem

The Birds of Bethlehem
by Tomie dePaola
Date: 2012
Publisher: Nancy Paulsen Books
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 34
Format: e-book
Source: library

A perfect first Christmas book

This inventive and fresh Nativity story is told from a bird's-eye view. On the morning of the first Christmas, the birds of Bethlehem gather in the fields--not only to eat but to share the exciting news. People from all over have descended on Bethlehem and an angel has appeared in the night sky. Something extraordinary is coming! The birds agree that they must find this wondrous thing, and off they fly to the stable where a child has been born.

In simple language and dazzling pictures, beloved author-illustrator Tomie dePaola shares the awe and anticipation of the first Christmas. His cast of brightly colored, curious birds will appeal to young children, making this a perfect introduction to the story of Christmas.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

Well, that was a big "meh".

This is just a bunch of birds, rendered in colourful illustrations, talking about the buzz around Bethlehem. At the end, they go to check out what all the fuss is about.

Unless you're really into the Biblical story of Christmas, this probably won't offer you much. It's rather boring. The art is okay, but the story is just a bunch of gossiping birds.

Premise: 2/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 3/5
Illustrations: 3/5
Originality: 2/5

Enjoyment: 2/5

Overall: 2.33 out of 5

Review - Draw Me a Star

Draw Me a Star
by Eric Carle
Date: 1992
Publisher: World of Eric Carle
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 40
Format: e-book
Source: library

Draw me a star. And the artist drew a star. It was a good star. Draw me a sun, said the star. And the artist drew a sun. And on the artist draws, bringing the world to life picture by beautiful picture until he is spirited across the night sky by a star that shines on all he has made. In Draw Me a Star, Eric Carle celebrates the imagination in all of us with a beguiling story about a young artist who creates a world of light and possibility.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

I don't remember being a fan of Eric Carle books when I was a kid. In fact, I'm not sure if I even read any of them! I certainly wouldn't have read this one, which was published when I was a teenager.

To be honest, I'm not sure if I would've liked this book as a child. I'm not really a fan of the art style. The story itself is fine, although it does seem to veer into Biblical territory a bit. And I think this is the first time I've ever seen nudity in a picture book aimed at children. I do like how the artist ages as the story goes along, and the author's note at the end is interesting.

Fans of Carle might enjoy this. But I'm not sure if I picked the best representative of his work to start with. I'll have to see what other Eric Carle books our library has.

Premise: 3/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 3/5
Illustrations: 3/5
Originality: 3/5

Enjoyment: 3/5

Overall: 3 out of 5

Review - Llama Llama Holiday Drama

Llama Llama Holiday Drama (Llama Llama)
by Anna Dewdney
Date: 2010
Publisher: Viking Books for Young Readers
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 40
Format: e-book
Source: library

Llama Llama holidays. Jingle music. Lights ablaze.

How long till that special date?

Llama Llama has to wait.

If there's one thing Llama Llama doesn't like, it's waiting. He and Mama Llama rush around, shopping for presents, baking cookies, decorating the tree . . . but how long is it until Christmas? Will it ever come? Finally, Llama Llama just can't wait any more! It takes a cuddle from Mama Llama to remind him that "Gifts are nice, but there's another: The true gift is, we have each other."

(synopsis from Goodreads)

I thought I'd already read a Llama Llama holiday book, but I guess it wasn't this one. (Honestly, the Llama Llama catalogue is a pretty extensive one.)

In this book, Llama Llama and Mama are busy getting ready for Christmas. There's so much to do! Shopping, baking, decorating... It all culminates in a tummy ache and a little llama who's had more than enough. It's up to Mama to remind him that Christmas is about love and being there for each other.

The pictures are cute (especially the one of Llama Llama when he keels over from too much holiday cheer), and the overall message is good. I did find the rhythm of the rhyming text uncharacteristically clunky in spots. I also don't like the way the book keeps using the word "holiday" when it means "Christmas". A dreidel is mentioned once, but make no mistake: This is a book about Christmas, despite that word not being used even once. The elves, the countdown to the 25th, the present shopping, decorating a tree... This is Christmas, not some generic winter holiday, or even a combination of holidays. So... that was annoying.

Other than that, though, this is a book that Llama Llama fans will want for their collection. It's full of the fun of the Christmas season, and parents will be able to relate to the overloaded kid at the centre of it all.

Premise: 4/5
Meter: 3/5
Writing: 4/5
Illustrations: 3/5
Originality: 4/5

Enjoyment: 3/5

Overall: 3.43 out of 5

Review - I Wish I Could Draw

I Wish I Could Draw
by Cary Fagan
Date: 2014
Publisher: Groundwood Books
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 28
Format: e-book
Source: library

The narrator of I Wish I Could Draw shares a name with creator Cary Fagan and has the same curly hair and glasses. Perhaps most interesting of all, though, the narrator believes he has no artistic talent — just like the Cary Fagan, who not only wrote but also bravely and exuberantly illustrated this book. Fortunately for readers, both Cary-the-narrator and Cary-the-children’s-book-creator refused to let self-doubt stop them from trying to tell (and draw) the funniest and most exciting story they could think of. The result is a book that delivers plenty of excitement, silly jokes, and fun — and also an important message about self-confidence and perseverance. Designed to look like a child’s notebook, I Wish I Could Draw will inspire readers to pick up a pencil and let their imaginations do the rest.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

If I were an author who'd had their picture books illustrated as well as Fagan has, I might lack confidence in my own artistic abilities as well! In this book, Fagan laments the fact that he doesn't have much artistic talent and wishes he could draw. The result is a silly story illustrated by some pretty funky-looking doodles that, while not exactly ready to hang in a museum, are nonetheless clear and help to tell the story. The message is that, if you want to draw and you enjoy doing so, you should. You never know where those doodles might end up one day. (I mean, they'll probably end up on your mom's fridge, but it's a start.)

The premise is good, and the story is fine. The illustrations are meh, but that's the point. This would be a good book to give to someone who might feel intimidated about sharing their art (or even making it in the first place).

Premise: 4/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 4/5
Illustrations: 2/5
Originality: 4/5

Enjoyment: 3/5

Overall: 3.33 out of 5

Review - The Legend of Old Befana: An Italian Christmas Story

The Legend of Old Befana: An Italian Christmas Story (Legends)
by Tomie dePaola
Date: 1980
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 32
Format: e-book
Source: library

In this beloved classic picture book, Tomie dePaola retells and illustrates an Italian Christmas folk tale, breathing warmth and humanity into the character of the lonely Old Befana and her endless search for the Christ Child.

Every morning and every afternoon, Old Befana sweeps with her broom. “Cranky old lady,” the children say. “She is always sweeping!” Sweep, sweep, sweep.

But when a brilliant star glows in the eastern sky one night, and Old Befana encounters the glorious procession of three kings on their way to Bethlehem, her little world will never be the same.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

I first learned about La Befana when I did a presentation on her for school in grade six. That was a long time ago, and I'd forgotten much of what I'd learned back then. So the story in this book was fairly unfamiliar.

In Italy, there's a cranky old woman who does nothing but sweep all day and snark at the neighbours. One night, a bright star appears in the sky, a star so bright that she can't sleep. The next day, while she's sweeping, a grand procession comes through her town. She learns they are on their way to see the Baby King in Bethlehem and bring Him gifts. She lets the procession go on its way, but then thinks about it some more and decides to join it. So she bakes gifts for the Baby King: cakes and cookies and candies. Then she sets out. But she's seized by the urge to sweep, and by the time she's done, the procession is long gone. She never does find the Baby King; instead, she flies through the night and leaves her treats for little children.

The story is cute—and a nice change from the ubiquitous Christmas story we see so much of at this time of year—and dePaola's colourful illustrations are appealing to look at. I enjoyed this book a lot more than I thought I might. I'd recommend it to those looking for slightly different Christmas picture books about less well-known holiday traditions.

Premise: 4/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 4/5
Illustrations: 4/5
Originality: 4/5

Enjoyment: 4/5

Overall: 4 out of 5

Review - Three Little Monkeys at Christmas

Three Little Monkeys at Christmas (Three Little Monkeys)
by Quentin Blake
illustrated by Emma Chichester Clark
Date: 2021
Publisher: HarperCollins
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 32
Format: e-book
Source: library

A wickedly funny new festive adventure from a stellar picture-book collaboration!

Hilda Snibbs takes her three mischievous little monkeys to stay with her Uncle Gilbert for Christmas. Among many amazing things, Uncle Gilbert’s prized possession is an ancient golden teapot, so the little monkeys must be very good. But what is supposed to be a traditional holiday is soon filled with chaos! Hilda begins to regret bringing the three little monkeys with her – until, one night, their antics come in very handy . . .

Quentin Blake’s delightfully funny story is brought to life by Emma Chichester Clark’s beautiful mixed-media illustrations in this irresistible follow-up to Three Little Monkeys and Three Little Monkeys Ride Again.

(synopsis from Amazon; see it on Goodreads)

This is an incredibly silly story about a woman named Hilda Stibbs who, for some reason, has three little monkeys named Tim, Sam, and Lulu. I'm not sure if they're supposed to be a metaphor for children or if they're supposed to be taken literally. In any case, Hilda takes the monkeys to stay with her uncle for Christmas. Each day, Hilda and Uncle Gilbert go out to run errands, leaving the monkeys alone on their own... with predictable results. And yet, inexplicably, the two adults go out day after day, never seeming to learn their lesson. Eventually, though, the monkeys' rambunctious proclivities end up saving the day... at the expense of Uncle Gilbert's apartment.

The adults are so ridiculously oblivious that it's kind of funny. The silly story is paired with interesting mixed-media illustrations that combine drawings with photographs of real-life objects. The overall effect is interesting, and there's plenty to look at in the pictures.

Kids will probably enjoy the monkeys' antics (and maybe even relate to them a little, especially when they get bored and destructive). Overall, this is a fun little picture book, one that's a bit different than the usual holiday fare. I can see this appealing to fans of Curious George, too.

Premise: 4/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 4/5
Illustrations: 4/5
Originality: 4/5

Enjoyment: 4/5

Overall: 4 out of 5

Review - Naughty or Nice?

Naughty or Nice?
by Erin Rose Wage
illustrated by Alex Willmore
Date: 2021
Publisher: Phoenix International Publications, Inc.
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 20
Format: e-book
Source: library

Little Nora Elf is full of fun and mischief when she tags along with Santa Claus! Find out how she turns Christmas Eve traditions upside down in this yuletide tale of opposites! This sweet (and silly!) Santa story spreads holiday cheer and helps your little elf build language and thinking skills by showcasing opposites.

(synopsis from Amazon; see it on Goodreads)

I guess this was trying to show opposites, but it's kind of an annoying story about Santa Claus bringing a naughty elf with him who just wreaks havoc while he's trying to do all his duties on Christmas Eve.

The story is told in rhyme, but the poetry plays fast and loose with the metre. I'm not a fan.

I guess I just don't understand why Santa would bring along an elf who spreads soot everywhere, makes a ton of noise, and gorges herself into a food coma with cookies that weren't even meant for her. Yeah, she's naughty. But why is Santa putting up with it?

I don't get it.

Premise: 2/5
Meter: 2/5
Writing: 2/5
Illustrations: 3/5
Originality: 2/5

Enjoyment: 2/5

Overall: 2.14 out of 5

Review - The Secret Life of the Red Fox

The Secret Life of the Red Fox
by Laurence Pringle
illustrated by Kate Garchinsky
Date: 2017
Publisher: Boyds Mills Press
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book non-fiction
Pages: 32
Format: e-book
Source: library

This gorgeous and lyrical picture book from renowned science author Laurence Pringle and debut illustrator Kate Garchinsky follows a year in the life of a red fox named Vixen as she finds food, hunts, escapes threats, finds a mate, and raises her kits—all the way to the day that she and her mate watch their kits head off to lead their own secret lives. Stunning, realistic illustrations celebrate the beauty of these mysterious creatures as readers learn important facts through an engaging and fascinating story. The book also includes back matter with more in-depth information, a glossary, and further resources.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

This is a gorgeous non-fiction picture book for fox lovers! Similar to titles like Kate Gardner's How to Find a Fox, this book gives lots of great facts about these fascinating canids, highlighted by stunning visuals (in this case, paintings).

As we follow Vixen through the seasons, we learn about where foxes live, how they hunt, their social habits, and the way they raise their young. At the end, the cycle is complete as Vixen's children head off into the world to make their own way.

I'd recommend this book to readers who enjoy learning about animals, as well as to anyone who's enamoured with the red fox. This really is a beautiful book.

Premise: 4/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 4/5
Illustrations: 4/5
Originality: 4/5

Enjoyment: 4/5

Overall: 4 out of 5

Review - The Smile Shop

The Smile Shop
by Satoshi Kitamura
Date: 2021
Publisher: Peachtree Publishing Company
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 32
Format: e-book
Source: library

Critically-acclaimed author-illustrator Satoshi Kitamura (Hat Tricks) celebrates the value of human connection in this hopeful picture book about the effect of a smile shared between people.

A small boy has saved all his pocket money and visits the market with high expectations. When disaster strikes and he loses his money, he feels very devastated. But wait, what’s that? A Smile Shop? He could really do with a smile. What will happen if he goes in?

Featuring charming, classic illustrations reminiscent of Maurice Sendak and Tomie dePaola, Satoshi Kitamura’s The Smile Shop is an absorbing setting for readers to explore themes of independence, self-worth, and the effect of a smile shared between people.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

This little story has a great premise. A boy has saved his money. He sets out for the market, looking for something to buy. There are so many options! But then something happens and his money (literally) goes down the drain. Defeated, he walks on, only to see a shop with a sign that says: "Smile". Thinking they must sell smiles, he goes inside... only to find that some of the best things in life can't be bought.

I love the story... but I hate the pictures. They're scribbly and rather ugly, and it almost pains me to think of how cute this book could have been with different illustrations.

This might work well as something to read aloud in a group setting, though. The less closely you look at the pictures, the better it seems.

Premise: 4/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 4/5
Illustrations: 2/5
Originality: 4/5

Enjoyment: 3/5

Overall: 3.33 out of 5

Review - Brave Irene

Brave Irene
by William Steig
Date: 1986
Publisher: Farrar Straus Giroux
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 32
Format: e-book
Source: library

"Brave Irene" is Irene Bobbin, the dressmaker's daughter. Her mother, Mrs. Bobbin, isn't feeling so well and can't possibly deliver the beautiful ball gown she's made for the duchess to wear that very evening. So plucky Irene volunteers to get the gown to the palace on time, in spite of the fierce snowstorm that's brewing-- quite an errand for a little girl. But where there's a will, there's a way, as Irene proves in the danger-fraught adventure that follows. She must defy the wiles of the wicked wind, her most formidable opponent, and overcome many obstacles before she completes her mission. Surely, this winning heroine will inspire every child to cheer her on.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

This is only my second William Steig picture book, the first one being Shrek! But Irene is no ogre; she's a determined little girl who goes on a bit of an adventure and battles the wind.

There's plenty of peril in this tale when Irene sets off in a snowstorm to deliver a dress to the duchess. Her mother, the dressmaker, is sick and can't do it herself, so the little girl bundles up and takes the boxed dress out into the snow. But the wind fights her the whole way, and at one point it looks like all hope is lost. Will Irene's tenacity win out over the stubborn wind and the dangerous cold?

I don't love the illustrations here, but if you're a fan of Steig's style, you might enjoy them. The story itself is what I really like; the writing is sophisticated without being too difficult to understand, and the characters—especially Irene and her nemesis, the wind—are clearly defined.

I'd recommend this to readers who are looking for a bit of a wintry adventure with a plucky heroine. Also, William Steig fans might want to check this one out.

Premise: 4/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 4/5
Illustrations: 3/5
Originality: 4/5

Enjoyment: 3/5

Overall: 3.5 out of 5

Review - What's Big to a Tardigrade?

What's Big to a Tardigrade?
by Derik Wenman
illustrated by Lynn Fingarson
Date: 2021
Publisher: Derik Wenman
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book non-fiction
Pages: 30
Format: e-book
Source: library

A Little Story About Big Things

Some things are Big,

Some things are Small.

But what's Short to one,

To another seems Tall.

And one thing I know of, is bigger than them All...

Creatures of all different shapes and sizes are explored in this colourful telling of perspective ending with the biggest thing of them all.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

Well, that was disappointing.

I thought I was going to get a picture book all about tardigrades. Instead, I got a book about increasingly larger things, from flies and frogs to whales and spaceships, all related in a quasi-verse style that is probably supposed to rhyme but just feels clunky. I have no idea why the human child is purple, nor why a reference is made to "our moon base" in a non-fiction title. (Does the author know something the rest of us don't?)

The artwork is colourful, and the characters are kind of cute (aside from the inexplicably purple child). But it's not to scale; the tardigrade is introduced on a page where it's shown as being about the same size as a piece of seaweed... while simultaneously saying, "I'm invisible to the naked eye!"

This just doesn't work. I would say there are better tardigrade picture books out there, but, to be honest, I haven't come across any. That's why I was excited to find this one. Oh, well.

Premise: 2/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 2/5
Illustrations: 2/5
Originality: 2/5

Enjoyment: 0/5

Overall: 1.33 out of 5

Review - A Chick 'n' Pug Christmas

A Chick 'n' Pug Christmas (Chick 'n' Pug)
by Jennifer Sattler
Date: 2014
Publisher: Bloomsbury USA Childrens
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 32
Format: e-book
Source: library

Pug is ready for the holidays in his extra cute-and extra itchy-Santa suit. Chick wants one just like it . . . until Pug explains how Santa delivers presents to kids everywhere all in one night, and Chick can't believe his ears. Clearly, Santa Claus is a superhero! And Chick wants to be his fearless sidekick. Spreading holiday cheer is no easy feat, but Chick is ready and willing, even if Pug, of course, would rather nap.

Brimming with the same humor and charm fans have come to know from their favorite dynamic duo, readers will delight in this new adventure as Chick and Pug celebrate the holiday season.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

I think this is one of those books that will appeal mostly to fans of the characters.

This is my first encounter with Chick 'n' Pug, and I was underwhelmed. It's a lazy pug and a manic bird, and the story is a tired retread of explaining and emulating Santa Claus. The illustrations are okay, but nothing memorable.

Your mileage may vary, of course. There's nothing objectively wrong with this. I just found it boring and forgettable.

Premise: 3/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 3/5
Illustrations: 3/5
Originality: 3/5

Enjoyment: 2/5

Overall: 2.67 out of 5

Review - Rodney Was a Tortoise

Rodney Was a Tortoise
by Nan Forler
illustrated by Yong Ling Kang
Date: 2022
Publisher: Tundra Books (NY)
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 48
Format: e-book
Source: NetGalley

This comforting and gently humorous picture book about bereavement and the strength of friendship shows how a child overcomes the sadness of her beloved pet's death.

Bernadette and Rodney are the best of friends. Rodney's not so good at playing cards, but he's great at staring contests. His favorite food is lettuce, though he eats it VERRRRRRY SLOOOOOWLY. And he's such a joker! When Bernadette goes to sleep at night, Rodney is always there, watching over her from his tank.

As the seasons pass, Rodney moves slower and slower, until one day he stops moving at all. Without Rodney, Bernadette feels all alone. She can't stop thinking about him, but none of her friends seem to notice. Except for Amar.

Rodney Was a Tortoise is a moving story about friendship and loss. It shows the importance of expressing kindness and empathy, especially in life's most difficult moments.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

The synopsis pretty much explains the whole book, but you really do need to read the book to understand what a special little story this is. The text and accompanying illustrations are subtly amusing, showing the emotional connection of a little girl and her pet tortoise. When Rodney dies, none of Bernadette's friends seem to notice how upset she is; life goes on for them, and they're all wrapped up in their own lives while she mourns in her own quiet, lonely way. It's Amar who finally reaches out, with empathy and compassion, and Bernadette finds a new friend who can relate to what she's going through.

This is a book about empathy. It's such a simple concept, but not always easy to get right in a picture book. I think Rodney Was a Tortoise does exactly what it sets out to do, providing a message of hope and comfort. It would be a great book for any reader who has experienced the loss of a beloved pet.

Thank you to NetGalley and Tundra Books (NY) for providing a digital ARC.

Premise: 5/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 5/5
Illustrations: 4/5
Originality: 5/5

Enjoyment: 4/5

Overall: 4.5 out of 5

Review - The Country Bake-Off

The Country Bake-Off
by Riya Aarini
illustrated by Evgeniya Kozhevnikova
Date: 2022
Publisher: Riya Aarini
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 32
Format: e-book
Source: NetGalley

Mouse Country is about to hold its famous Country Bake-Off! Joyful Jazella is eager to enter the competition. But Proud Pazenna has an extravagant kitchen and fancy spices—and is sure she’ll take home the prize. Will Jazella’s cake impress the judges, or will Pazenna outbake her?

(synopsis from Goodreads)

Two very different mice compete in a baking competition. Who will win?

I really like the message here about doing things in an authentic way. Proud Pazenna is a privileged mouse who thinks that, because she has the best ingredients and equipment, she should be able to whip something together and win the baking contest. Joyful Jazella, on the other hand, uses humble ingredients and pure intentions to bake her cake. Which one turns out better? I'm sure you can guess.

There are a few strange inconsistencies with the illustrations (such as when Pazenna uses what looks like a human-sized oven in her own kitchen and then bakes a cake that nearly touches the ceiling), but I'm not sure if kids will notice. The illustrations are otherwise charming, with some cute details.

Overall, I like this one because of the message. Privilege and pride won't always get you what you want. Hard work and careful attention just might. These two murine characters learn that lesson in an easy-to-understand way. 

Thank you to NetGalley and Riya Aarini for providing a digital ARC.

Premise: 4/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 3/5
Illustrations: 3/5
Originality: 3/5

Enjoyment: 4/5

Overall: 3.5 out of 5

Review - Jan Brett's The Nutcracker

Jan Brett's The Nutcracker
by Jan Brett
Date: 2021
Publisher: G.P. Putnam's Sons Books for Young Readers
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 32
Format: e-book
Source: library

Jan Brett's striking illustrations and the Christmas classic The Nutcracker are a match made in picture book heaven.

When Marie and her brother Fritz receive a special Christmas nutcracker from their uncle, Marie immediately feels something magical. He looks like a real boy, she mused. A real boy with a secret, who came from far away.

This feeling is only the beginning of the epic adventure she goes on with the Nutcracker--into the cabinet, through the battle with the mice, and finally to the magical land of the Sugar Plum Fairy.

Jan Brett makes this classic her own by setting it in snowy Russia and adding whimsical touches to the favorite elements of the traditional ballet. Enjoying this book will be an instant Christmas tradition for families who love the ballet and those new to the story.

As perfect a gift as Jan Brett's classics The Mitten and The Night Before Christmas.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

This was... too much.

I've enjoyed some other picture books by Jan Brett, especially The Mitten. Taking on The Nutcracker in picture-book form was an ambitious task. I'm not sure it worked.

In trying to condense the story into 32 pages, much is skimmed over, seemingly in favour of getting to the parts of the story that would look good as full-page illustrated spreads. When Marie doesn't want to say goodnight to the guests, we're told it's because she's been taking care of the Nutcracker that her brother, Fritz, had broken. This seems like an important aspect to Marie's devotion to the toy, so it feels odd that it would be skipped over.

The rest of the book is kind of like a fever dream. The overall emotion I'm feeling after reading this book is overwhelm. Don't get me wrong: I enjoy picture books where there's lots to look at in the illustrations. But in this case, it's just too much. Brett's signature style of using smaller illustrations in the side panels to show some parallel aspects of the story is used here, but the technique makes the book feel cluttered because there's already so much going on in the main illustrations. I'm also not a fan of the way the characters are drawn. The facial expressions don't seem consistent and lead to a look that almost seems like two different artists were at work; sometimes the faces almost seem cartoonish, while others are more realistic.

The story rambles, and if you're not familiar with the original story or ballet, you might not have any sort of clue what's going on here. Basically, a child shrinks, battles a mouse king, then goes on a journey through a winter landscape populated by anthropomorphized animals. Was it all a dream? In the case of this book, I'm almost tempted to say it was a drug trip.

Fans of Brett's catalogue of work will no doubt want to add this one to their collections. But those looking for a strong picture book based on The Nutcracker, or those who want an easy-to-follow story for holiday reading, might want to look elsewhere.

Premise: 3/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 2/5
Illustrations: 3/5
Originality: 3/5

Enjoyment: 2/5

Overall: 2.5 out of 5

Review - Penguin Journey

Penguin Journey
by Angela Burke Kunkel
illustrated by Catherine Odell
Date: 2021
Publisher: Harry N. Abrams
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book non-fiction
Pages: 40
Format: e-book
Source: library

A lyrical picture book exploration of emperor penguins’ incredible journey to parenthood, with stunning watercolor art

Packed Snow / Moon glow
Wind-blown / All alone

This young picture book is about the incredible lengths to which emperor penguins go for their young ones. Angela Burke Kunkel’s lyrical text and Catherine Odell’s gorgeous illustrations detail the penguins' amazing journey, and an author's note and bibliography provide added context.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

Attention, penguin fans! This lovely little picture book with a simple story will melt your heart.

Highlighted by charming illustrations, Penguin Journey tells the tale of emperor penguins in Antarctica. They journey inland, meet, and mate, and then the fathers take over egg-sitting duties. There's an author's note at the back that gives some more information about this process, but the actual picture book itself is pretty clear about what's happening, even with only a handful of words on each page.

You don't need to get cutesy with anthropomorphized penguins to make an adorable picture book. This one is pretty much non-fiction, and it's still charming.

Premise: 4/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 4/5
Illustrations: 4/5
Originality: 4/5

Enjoyment: 4/5

Overall: 4 out of 5

Review - Biscuit

Biscuit (Biscuit)
by Alyssa Satin Capucilli
illustrated by Pat Schories
Date: 1996
Publisher: HarperCollins
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 32
Format: e-book
Source: library

It's time for bed, but Biscuit wants to have a snack, and play, and hear stories. Will he ever go to sleep?

(synopsis from Goodreads)

I am so not the audience for this.

That said, this would be a great title for kids who are just starting to read on their own. The text is extremely simple, highlighting a "story" about a little dog who wants to do all sorts of things... except go to bed. The illustrations are lovely, and the dog is very cute.

Overall, this is a great read-aloud title for toddlers or a good book to start with for young school-age children who are wanting to read books all by themselves. For anyone older than that, though, the only appeal will be the cute pictures of the puppy.

Premise: 4/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 3/5
Illustrations: 4/5
Originality: 3/5

Enjoyment: 3/5

Overall: 3.33 out of 5

Review - Little Bear

Little Bear
by Richard Jones
Date: 2012
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Children's UK
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 32
Format: e-book
Source: library

On Monday, a boy finds a polar bear in his garden... only, this polar bear is so small he can fit in the palm of the boy's hand. "Are you lost, Little Bear?" the boy asks. "Can I help you?"

Day by day the bear grows - and so does their friendship - until the boy realises that it's time for the bear to go home.

A tender, stunningly illustrated fable about letting go with love from the creator of Perdu.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

This is a fanciful story about a little boy who finds a tiny polar bear in his garden. Over time, the bear grows, and the boy realizes that it's time for the bear to return to his family. So the two set out in a boat with red sails and head up to the land of snow and ice.

I'm not sure if children will necessarily pick up on the message about "letting go with love", but the fanciful tale is sure to spark the imagination. The pictures are rather adorable, too, especially when the polar bear is a teeny, tiny thing.

(Normally, I'm not a fan of books where kids interact with bears as if they're just giant, friendly stuffed toys. But this one is so far into into the surreal that I don't see that much of a problem with the safety messages. It's unlikely that a child would set off alone on a sailboat, either, so having a polar bear as a friend is safely in the realm of fantasy.)

Premise: 3/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 4/5
Illustrations: 4/5
Originality: 4/5

Enjoyment: 4/5

Overall: 3.83 out of 5

Review - Soomi's Sweater

Soomi's Sweater
by Susie Oh
Date: 2021
Publisher: Clavis
Reading level: C
Book type: picture book
Pages: 32
Format: e-book
Source: NetGalley

Soomi's new sweater arrives, but it doesn't quite fit. Mom makes it just right and Soomi can't wait to show her friends. Soon, Soomi's brand new sweater isn't so new anymore. Her friends try to patch it up, but nothing works. Thankfully, Mom knows just what to do. She creates something better than brand new!

A heartwarming book about a little girl and her brand new sweater. For children ages 4 years and up.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

I don't quite get it.

A little girl named Soomi is bought a new sweater that's way too big. But she wants to wear it, so her mother rolls up the sleeves and pins up the hem. But when Soomi takes off her jacket at school, she snags the sweater and a hole in the sleeve appears. Her friends try to help with glue and tape, but it all just makes a big mess and Soomi ends up having a tantrum on the classroom floor. When her mom finds out, she patches the sweater with a piece of an old t-shirt and some embroidery, making the sweater better than new. And Soomi vows not to wear it until she's bigger.

What's the message here? Young children shouldn't wear sweaters? Zippers are evil? Kids are useless at problem-solving and adults will always save the day? None of those seem quite right for a children's book. Why did Soomi's mom buy her a ridiculously big sweater in the first place? And what happens if a real kid does the same thing to their sweater, but their mom isn't as good at DIY sewing as Soomi's mom?

Soomi's plight is relatable, but it's almost to the point where it's upsetting. If her mom hadn't been able to salvage that sweater, this would've been a heartbreaking story. Plus, I'm not sure that a message that kids are incapable and need to let adults handle their problems is the best kind for a picture book.

Thank you to NetGalley and Clavis for providing a digital ARC.

Premise: 2/5
Meter: n/a
Writing: 3/5
Illustrations: 3/5
Originality: 2/5

Enjoyment: 2/5

Overall: 2.33 out of 5

Review - Starlight

Starlight
by Hannah Lee Kidder
Date: 2020
Publisher: Hannah Lee Kidder
Reading level: A
Book type: short stories
Pages: 102
Format: e-book
Source: library

From bestselling author of Little Birds, Hannah Lee Kidder's Starlight touches your heart before taking a bite with twelve pitch-dark fantasy, horror, and contemporary short stories.

(synopsis from Goodreads)

I stumbled across this author on YouTube. Now, I haven't exactly had stellar success with AuthorTube books yet, but I figured that since these stories are short (some of them are really short), there wasn't much to lose by checking them out.

Here are my thoughts on the individual stories:

"Sliced"

I don't even know what the hell that was! Short, creepy, disturbing... yes. I'm not sure I get it, even after thinking about it for a while. But it's well written and really got my imagination going, so I don't have much to complain about.


"Ink"

I wish this one were a bit longer. There are hints of bookception and (maybe) someone like Peter Pan, but it's really too short to say for sure. The writing is certainly evocative, though.


"The Swamp Witch"

Well, that got really dark. I see that this story is among the favourites of other readers. It's definitely interesting, with an almost fairy-tale horror vibe. It's all a bit "ewww", though, so I'm not sure if I like it that much.


"Contained"

A variation on "the monster under the bed", but the idea is a little more updated and (ironically) less contained. What if the monster weren't just under the bed, but in any number of places?


"Warm"

A disturbing story punctuated by a thoughtful question. This one's very short, but its few paragraphs speak volumes and paint a complete picture.


"Margrove"

Historical fiction about two sisters and a paranormal scheme. What happens when the play starts to become reality? I enjoyed this one, despite some of the disturbing bits.


"Bruising"

This seems to be in a similar vein as "Warm", though it's not quite as explicit. It feels incomplete.


"Home"

There are some interesting hints at a very dysfunctional relationship here. The writing doesn't seem as strong in this story as in some of the others, and the repeated use of the main character's name (when he's the only one in the story) is unnecessary... and a bit annoying.


"Mother"

I... don't get it. Is this metaphor? Shape-shifting? Just random weirdness thrown in to sound cool? (Okay, it does sound cool.) But I still don't get it.


"Starlit Shadows"

This is a story about some bad domestic violence. The scene is set well, but it's pretty depressing.


"White Rabbit"

An interesting tidbit with a paranormal twist. It's one of the longer stories here, but still short. Still, it feels complete.


"Passing Ghosts"

Bittersweet but poignant. As the title suggests, this one is about a ghost. It's nothing earth-shatteringly unique, but it's a nice story.



Taken as a whole, this is a collection of competent short stories. Some are a lot shorter than I'm used to (flash fiction more than short stories, really), but Kidder manages to pack quite a punch into a few of them. The stories with paranormal or fantasy elements were the strongest ones for me; the contemporaries that focused on interpersonal violence less so.

I would definitely like to read something longer from this author when she writes/publishes it. In the meantime, though, this collection is a nice introduction to her voice and style.

Overall: 3.25  out of 5